How to get rid of telemarketers, Lesson 1

It is apparently in Purdue University's best interest to give out all kinds of personal information to businesses, because my roomate and I get 3-5 calls everyday from telemarketers. It became a game after a while, and we've given them all kinds of crap, leaving them speechless since the only English they know is what their script says. Today, though, I got a call while I was at class, and my roommate explained to the telemarketer that I died from alcohol poisoning. The heartless bastard didn't even offer his condolences to my roommate, who was laughing his ass off. No more calls for me!