Lohan and Lennon: No.

Sorry to use those two names together, but that is exactly what this post is about. A company out of Canada is producing a film about the days leading up to Mark (fucking bastard) Chapman's murder of John Lennon and wants to use Lindsay Lohan (and her chest) to fill some pointless role. John Flock, the company's president, comments:

"The role Lohan will play was created as a plot device to help filmmakers deconstruct Chapman and his motivation for killing the rock celebrity."

No, I think the role was created because this Flock dude is a marketing sell-out whore and wants to sell movie tickets to horny teenage boys and 10 year-old girls that want to be strippers when they grow up. This shit is exactly why I hate the film industry and don't want to be a film director.

Quotes from around the nation:
-Alice says, "This is an outrage!"
-Lindsay Lohan says, "I read two words of script, since I only know two words, and I loved the idea. I think this role will really give me a chance to show my versatility as a dumb whore actress and people will start to take me seriously."

CNN article