They really are fake

Ever wanted proof of how retouched magazine pics are? Go here and mouse over the image for a before and after. Scary.

Viral Video Collection

Probably the best collection of viral video you'll ever see. Linkage.

Top 11 Reasons To Upgrade To Windows Vista

A humorous look at upgrading to Vista, if it ever comes out.

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Child Molestor Gets Off

If you want to be a child molestor and get away with it, you need to look like this.

[from cnn]

RHCP in iTMS

The Chili Peppers' entire library is now available in iTunes.

(This section is to honor bad news sites that feel like everything needs a complete story behind it. The news here is that some new music --good music-- is available in iTunes, but I'm going to go ahead and pretend like I'm the discoverer of all things important and write a bunch of shit that is completely pointless. Think of how many songs you could have already downloaded by now if I had just left the short sentence and link at the top. Ok I won't waste anymore of your time, but if you want to find out just how great some news sites are, do some Googling and read 800 times more than is necessary about a band's music being added to the iTunes Music Store.)

Diggnation in 170 iTunes cards

So I had a little free time during Spring Break and decided to bust out my stash of iTunes cards and be Diggnified. There are 170 unused, "1 Free Song" iTunes cards in the pic. I know it's not perfect, but it's the best I could do with my available space and number of cards. I also had to merge two pics together because I couldn't get high enough over everything (damn ceiling), so that's the slightly noticeable seam down the middle of the photo. Click the pic for a larger version, or check it out on my flickr page.

One more mirror for good measure.