My Official "Suck at Life" List

This will change over time (maybe), but the following represents the 10 people/things/etc that Suck at Life the most.

Tsunami Steve's "Suck at Life" Bottom 10 (11.15.05)

1. Cingular: Don't lie to me about your towers and voicemail being down. They aren't. And I live in Indiana, not Georgia.

2. George W. Bush: Uh, I hate to interrupt, but we're slowly becoming a third world country. Tell you what, if you get our troops out of Iraq in one month I'll buy you a horsie and you can ride it all over the Middle East!

3. Wal-mart: For every small business you close and dollar you make, a satan is born.

4. Oil companies: You made like $9,000,000,000 last quarter. Gas does not need to be this expensive.

5. Yoko: December 8, 2005 will be 25 years you bitch.

6. The RIAA: Who's really hurting the music industry?

7. Fox: I guess those Emmy's just weren't good enough to keep Arrested Development around.

8. Microsoft: Take a step back and look at how bad you suck.

9. Celebrities: We really don't care about your lives.

10. MySpace: Tom, learn how to write code.

About to be sucked in: Bono, Dell, classes, portions of Indiana