On Apple Plasmas at Macworld

I'm still stumped as to how this story made Engadget's and Macrumors' front pages without ridicule. "Jason D." over at powerpage.org posted a story about gaining insider Apple knowledge while buying a breakfast sandwich, claiming that Apple will be releasing plasma displays next Monday at MWSF. Everything seems legit except for Jason's immaculate ability to remember conversations word-for-word, novel-style dialogue descriptions (i.e. "'Plasma HDTVs?' I yelped."), and the account of some random guy in a sandwich shop seeing an Apple logo on a sweatshirt and spilling confidential information about the company. Let's be serious, folks.