It really is a jukebox.

Has anyone else ever noticed that the dock connector on iPods is suspiciously close in size to a quarter? Maybe this is part of the RIAA's plan to "expand economic opportunities" in digital music over the next few years.

My Official "Suck at Life" List

This will change over time (maybe), but the following represents the 10 people/things/etc that Suck at Life the most.

Tsunami Steve's "Suck at Life" Bottom 10 (11.15.05)

1. Cingular: Don't lie to me about your towers and voicemail being down. They aren't. And I live in Indiana, not Georgia.

2. George W. Bush: Uh, I hate to interrupt, but we're slowly becoming a third world country. Tell you what, if you get our troops out of Iraq in one month I'll buy you a horsie and you can ride it all over the Middle East!

3. Wal-mart: For every small business you close and dollar you make, a satan is born.

4. Oil companies: You made like $9,000,000,000 last quarter. Gas does not need to be this expensive.

5. Yoko: December 8, 2005 will be 25 years you bitch.

6. The RIAA: Who's really hurting the music industry?

7. Fox: I guess those Emmy's just weren't good enough to keep Arrested Development around.

8. Microsoft: Take a step back and look at how bad you suck.

9. Celebrities: We really don't care about your lives.

10. MySpace: Tom, learn how to write code.

About to be sucked in: Bono, Dell, classes, portions of Indiana

Grab your snowboard

Here we go!

The Filmmaking Commandments

I was gonna make a list like this, but why waste my time? Please spread the word if you know people making films.

Directing Unsuccessful Motion Picture Shorts

Lohan and Lennon: No.

Sorry to use those two names together, but that is exactly what this post is about. A company out of Canada is producing a film about the days leading up to Mark (fucking bastard) Chapman's murder of John Lennon and wants to use Lindsay Lohan (and her chest) to fill some pointless role. John Flock, the company's president, comments:

"The role Lohan will play was created as a plot device to help filmmakers deconstruct Chapman and his motivation for killing the rock celebrity."

No, I think the role was created because this Flock dude is a marketing sell-out whore and wants to sell movie tickets to horny teenage boys and 10 year-old girls that want to be strippers when they grow up. This shit is exactly why I hate the film industry and don't want to be a film director.

Quotes from around the nation:
-Alice says, "This is an outrage!"
-Lindsay Lohan says, "I read two words of script, since I only know two words, and I loved the idea. I think this role will really give me a chance to show my versatility as a dumb whore actress and people will start to take me seriously."

CNN article

Maybe it's because our paper can't spell.

Headlining the Purdue Exponent today:



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